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by Free Market Duck


Emperor Obama Issues Pink Slips to US Congress

Nov 21, 2014

Washington, DC -- In a sweeping gesture of Executive action, Emperor Obama issued pink slips to all 535 members of the US Congress.  100 US Senators and 435 US Representatives of what used to be the US Congress were terminated from their public service jobs last night as Emperor Obama stepped up to the podium in the Oval Office on national TV and summarily fired their asses.  “I have a pen, and I have a phone,” declared Emperor Obama as he issued his 1 millionth Executive Order which effectively dissolves the US Congress and thus all legislative power of that now defunct body.  Ipso facto, Emperor Obama has, therefore, dissolved the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and the Federalist Papers since these documents no longer apply to the checks and balances and explicit duties of the previous three branches of government as stated in the now also defunct US Constitution.

    In addition to dissolving the US Congress, Emperor Obama, de facto, also dissolved the Judicial Branch of government since there is now no legislation for the US Supreme Court to adjudicate, i.e. determine whether said legislation is constitutional or not.

    A secondary implication of Emperor Obama’s issuance of pink slips to all 535 members of Congress is a pink slip for each of the previous United State’s 50 individual state governors who now sit unconstitutionally as heads of each state, there being no US Constitution and therefore no US states.  If there are no 50 individual states, then none of those states have legitimate state legislatures.  All the Senators and Representatives of New York, California, Idaho, Vermont, and the other 46 states have no constitutional functions any longer.  There is no longer a United States; there is only a North American continent -- with no borders.

    A third implication of dissolving the US Congress, all state legislatures and all state governors is that there is no longer any need for Primary or General Elections at the national, state, or local levels.  City mayors are out.  No more school boards.  No more meter maids.  No more dog catchers.  Why?  Because there is no legal basis for any other branch of government – national, state, county, city or Girl Scouts – except a national Executive Branch.

    A fourth, and more important, implication of dissolving the US Congress is that the Age of Enlightenment never existed.  The individual no longer has inherent individual rights obtained from Nature or God, no private property rights, no free market of voluntary exchange, and no real medium of economic exchange.  Individuals, as in the Dark Ages, now obtain the rights to their own minds, bodies and souls from Emperor Obama, who is now the government.

 In fact, there is only one branch of government left in the United States:  Valerie Jarrett and her husband, Karl Marx.

 -- FM Duck


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